splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

captstevegrogers:

the radio edit of “wiggle” is so funny because in the process of censoring out the word butt it’s just “you know what to do with that big fat _____” like big fat what? big fat debt from college? big fat fossilized whale penis? big fat order of chicken nuggets? we just don’t know, but it’s not a butt we are for sure of that.

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

Jimmy Choo and Carrera with Kit Harington.

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

robertkazinsky:

Tom Hardy as Max Rockatansky in Mad Max: Fury Road [x]

2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
"
Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.
"


— Lady Macbeth, Scene V, “Macbeth” (via ansthruther)

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

remember who the real enemy is

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