*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
the radio edit of “wiggle” is so funny because in the process of censoring out the word butt it’s just “you know what to do with that big fat _____” like big fat what? big fat debt from college? big fat fossilized whale penis? big fat order of chicken nuggets? we just don’t know, but it’s not a butt we are for sure of that.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..
Tom Hardy as Max Rockatansky in Mad Max: Fury Road [x]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS